Hello Amsterdam my name is Fernando Hello Amsterdam I bet you've seen my kind before Another sad tourist with his eyes rolling in his head Another sad tourist who never had a drink before Hello Amsterdam you didn't like my Waterloo Hello Amsterdam I wish I had something to offer you Tail between my leg I crawl back to the canal All alone with my eyes rolling like the moon Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar There once was a white elephant That escaped from the zoo Got to the big city and didn't know what to do He said: "everything is beautiful But my heart's too clean" I didn't even like us When we played Dancing Queen Hello Amsterdam don't I look cool in my white shirt Hello Amsterdam don't I look hip in my red tie We came from America so you could share in the pride Guilt, greed, and genocide Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar Superstar