When you're living life in total disarray Couch doubles as a laundry pile, 'til mom takes it away Half a dozen years in college: extended vacation stay When it comes to the rest of the world, You'd rather hibernate Just another teenage adult - frozen in time You never changed in fifteen years, Still you passed your prime No reason to ever grow up, when there's so many toys Don't care about being a man, When you're one of the boys When you're living life on an extended delay Got an alphabetized shelf of all the games you play Nobody can tell you nothing, you really like it this way When it comes to human interaction, You'd rather hibernate Just another teenage adult - frozen in time You never changed in fifteen years, Still you passed your prime No reason to ever grow up, when there's so many toys Don't care about being a man, When you're one of the boys You've been living life in total disarray Never leave the house and you never have to make a mistake No, not you You're just gonna be peter pan