I know a guy who was caught licking leather He met a nice girl and couldn't forget her If she borrowed his coat, I'm sure that he let her Dreamed of tasting a boot so he could know her better Aww, but she lost interest when he wrote a letter In this day and age a voice mail is better But it's alright, everyone gets busted sometimes And it's never any fun, to be the only one No, it turns my cheeks red I should've listened to what was said I know a girl who gets tickled by feathers Haven't seen her, it seems like forever Wears long pants even in warm weather The trouble she got in couldn't be measured Last Halloween she showed up in leather