Bell on door clanks, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I'm ashamed Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Andy's clutch I'm ashamed I'm ashamed I'm ashamed