Can you recall that little boy with blood-red hair He'd kick your chair, he'd twist your arm, he didn't care Did you ever wonder what became of Billy-Boy? Wonderboy, the teacher's pet Come in Billy, take a seat Let's hear about the fun you had This is your life This is your life Shake Billy's hand, kiss Billy's wife This is your life Remember George, who took it all against the wall? As George the Frisbee, George the Ball? He'd whistle as he'd fly And you'd stand by and cheer the guys on How's your karma? Did you ever wonder what became of Rubber George? This is your life This is your life Shake Georgie's hand, but watch his knife This is your life Remember Joan, you met her on the phone That night alone you felt frustrated Joan, the she-wolf in the shower Always in the shower Did you ever wonder what became of Joan the Moan? This is your life This is your life Shake Joanie's gland, kiss her wife This is your life And it's over