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The John Candy - $122.50 + Tip lyrics

Artist: The John Candy

album: Sgt. Pepper's Sample-Based Hardcore Band


Buzz, the hog, the cheese pizza slob
Face greasier than a plump Dodger dog
Hey look, a comedian pretending to barf
Gonna choke him out with my best Christmas scarf
Uh oh, the family's throwing a fit
Overreacting, I must admit
You choose truth, I'll take my chances with dare
Mom and dad suddenly grew a pair
Junk food's my game, it brings holiday cheer
Gonna party all night, hidden reaper of fear
Maker of the impossible, made my family disappear
Who in the hell do they think they are?
Ornaments up sleeves, I'm the McAllister Czar
Who in the hell do they think they are?
Violence and Pain call me Kevin the Gnar
Who in the hell do they think they are?
Say my name, I am your master
Don't take it in vain it's Kevin McAllister
I am the boogie man, toe-headed and all
I laugh and I dance to the tune of the Wet Bandits fall
Violence and pain – I'm Kevin, opposite of insane
Violence and pain – I'm Kevin
Violence and pain – I'm Kevin, spiders on my brain
Violence and pain – I'm Kevin and death I will rain

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