"Hey, what seems to be the mother fucking problem here?" "Well let me tell you officer, if I may interfere." "Okay." "See I sailed in through the outdoor and then my coat of arms..." "Coat of arms?!"" "...yeah, they got chopped off on the roller coaster." "What measures it'll take! (Oh I know!) "What lengths they will go! (oh I'll tell ya!) "Oh yes sir, you can't imagine, you don't even know." "Really?" "Yea, there was this cute rat-thing, an inbred daughter who lost an eye. She clawed it out in her plastic cage and was like totally loose as a bruce for the skull fucking." "Oh yeah?"