All I need is a little alcoholic beverage Tell me something I don't know You'll know my secret if you drown me in the liquid that I love Put jack on the rocks Now jill won't shut her mouth Hold the phone Hold the phone The intoxicated robot will drink and drive your children home I'll show the word Nice to know you Nice to know you Not like your shy poetic soul Blistered in the cold Slowly growing old in this fucking town Well I did this despite the critics to show my love for the desperation of the filthy crowd Behold the all singing dancing scum Behold the all singing dancing scum of the earth Chew me up or swallow me whole I won't be used as a substitute Because we love the way it feels in our skin Because she loves the way it feels in her skin Keeping my life in line with my friends Well I'm getting better stepping outside to let it all in But I'm paranoid and you know it There was always something to calm my nerves Well I got it bad And I'm floating around And they'll never know where I've been Well I got it bad And I'm floating around And they'll never know where I've been Tell the word I'm just thinking out loud And I have no time for this at all And now I'm feeling alive Fuck life We never wanted this Fuck life I know we wanted this Fuck life We never wanted this F**k life I know we wanted this