Yeah! Someone take me I have no luck with girls Sing it to me Will this whore in line for the next ride Keep on riding around town? And don't tell me to back away from this one And I'll sit here And I'll wait Until they play the only song that I love Somewhere out there will you consider me attractive? Take me I'm your average desperate soul I swear to god I'm the real thing Bitch I'm low on the cash flow But don't leave me laying in the gutter Where I over spend the envy at your show I hope you're happy now I introduce myself I hope you're happy now Turn down the sound of the sex film Turn down the sound of the sex film I'll turn it down for you Turn down the sound of the sex film I'll turn it down for you Shut it off Your way too loud Shut it off Your way too loud Yeah! Someone take me I have no luck with girls I have no luck with girls I have no luck with girls I have no luck with girls I have no luck with girls I have no luck with girls