When I was fucking seventeen, I overdosed on ketamine I wish that all my enemies were me When my father was thirty-five, he got too stoned and burned alive Yeah no point drinking if you don't drive, you see I've always been happy, I'm never sad at all I know I'll stay this sappy until I reach my curtain crawl My home birth was televised, I got camcorders inside my eyes Yeah three cheeseburgers and a side fries for me I got a human centipede in a hookah shop in Tel Aviv My father knew the Kennedys, not me I've always been happy, I'm never sad at all I know I'll stay this sappy until I reach my curtain crawl