I never met a man i didn't like Then i saw her at a barnyard show Spanish soup to go Watch out or it'll burn your hand With the clarity to show you Where to stand And i never met a man i didn't like Except those spanish dudes on a good night Say it again In time i'll come to believe Nervous mind is always craving more Like a stopped watch i bought at the store I've got a watch and it just shows me 'Bout time i bought my own t.v. On the way car decided to quit Never saw such a piece of jap shit And i never met a man i didn't like Except you my friend, on a good night Say it again In time i'll come to believe Down on kettner boulevard I called on my friend gerard Said, "gerard, gimme 200 bucks -- It's been weeks since i had a good... FUCK" And i heard him and i knew he was bored Put down the phone and thanked the lord And i never met a man i didn't like Except you my friend, on a good night Say it again In time i'll come to believe (it)