When I drink, I ain't asking My conscience gets drowned I move in and harass it I make it my own She says unto me: Move over, leave me alone I don't care what you've done This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - ask me Well, I drool pretty flowers Pretend I don't mean no harm Soon she's in my powers I extend my arm Then she spoke unto me: Shut up and lay down on the floor Don't move, don't talk no more This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - agreed I don't know where I get off Why I can't play fair Then she cuts my head off Rolls it right down the stairs Then she says to me: Shove off and leave me alone It's too late, I can't help you now This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - agreed Then she says unto me: Move over, leave me alone I don't care what you've done This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - ask me So watch where you snuggle Don't do what I've done Or you'll end up your own uncle A skunk all over town Then she says unto me: Shut up and lay down on the floor Don't move, don't talk no more This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy