He was my friend, but what the fuck? I slapped him down cuz it was fun. I stole his girl, I knocked her up, I had my fun. I'm allergic to myself She kept the kid, went on the dole, I took her checks, I spent it all. Went in my lungs and up my nose, She loves me so. I'm allergic to myself And now the kid's a fucking brat, Just like his dad a fucking rat. He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great. What can I say? I'm allergic to myself It cracks me up, it makes me scratch. He's still my friend, she's always back. I'm allergic to myself. To myself.