It's December 1st and all I want is to stay home Lately all the bars in town are dead as catacombs The streets are lined with decorations bringing in the cheer But maybe if I close my eyes I'll sleep until next year Don't wait to long Don't wait to long to decide your reasons why You feel nothing Cause nothing is easy Nothing is easy Nothing is easy Nothing is easy believe me I've tried It's December 13 and I'm told it's ladies night Finally I worked up the nerve to go out after light That's just not my scene so I turned round, walked out the door Now I'm Christmas shopping at a liquor store Don't wait to long Don't wait to long to decide your reasons why You feel nothing Cause nothing is easy Nothing is easy Nothing is easy Nothing is easy believe me I've tried Believe me I've tried It's good looking out from the inside Believe me I've tried