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Serrabulho - Fecal Torpedo lyrics

Artist: Serrabulho

album: Porntugal [Portuguese Vagitarian Gastronomy]


Got explosive diarrhea
Wonder if it was from a nasty tortilla...
Shit came shooting out in squirts
Thought my anus was writing in Morse
Suddenly I started to spew
Figured I had the Asian flu!
Went straight to the hospital
But the vomiting was unstoppable
Threw all over nurses' boobs
Even puked carrots in cubes!
Thought I was meeting my end
As I felt my butthole distend
Got all feverish and sweaty
Didn't even get a boner with nurse Betty
And as the stomach pain got more intense
Things started to make sense
I'll die without a hump
And I could really use some suction pump
As a I saw an old lady in coma
I figured: "why not hit her with my cobra?"
Turns out it was just food poisoning from a burrito
That turned into a fecal torpedo
Still a totally worthy pussy
Even though massively bushy

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