Met these intergalactic skanks That were real sperm banks They fought with dildo sabers And had long cock raiders Their vaginas were a black hole Swallowing penises in its whole They humped the Jedi Master Put his dick in a plaster With booty hunters they got befriended Sometimes too much in and out got limbs distended These chicks dig the dark force As well as getting on all fours Among them was Princess LayHer Said to always say a prayer Go Star Whores, and may the foreskin be with you! Since she got often on her knees And sucked with expertise Screwed this fellow Imperial But his penis was venereal She also met Darth Invader Sadly he was a fanny evader He was as gayer than Elton John And switched her for an ass to stick on