Those girls look so pretty sitting in their lawn chairs With their acid-washed jeans and their teased-up hair I like the one in the heavy metal T-shirt She got me so nervous my stomach is starting to hurt I tried to kiss her in the fourth dimension But the teacher gave me five days detention I tried to kiss her in the fourth dimension But the teacher gave me five days detention Don't listen to your left brain Don't listen to the right Just listen to your body When we're out on Friday night She looked like a gift on Christmas day With her blue eye shadow and a bottle of hairspray I tried to get into her pants But the teacher destroyed my teenage romance I tried to get into her pants But the teacher destroyed my teenage romance Don't listen to your left brain Don't listen to the right Just listen to your body When we're out on Friday night Don't listen to your left brain Don't listen to the right Just listen to your body When we're out on Friday night The left brain is so much fun