Fearless Penetrator Perverted Provocateur, necrotic eroticizer, elcritch felaciator Fearless Penetrator Virile villian-pounder, valiant semenizer, nemesis ejaculator Bound by spells, my people await heroic deeds Hermit witch curse, fueled by her horny needs I must swoon her corpse, the kingdoms champion sent to please My expert swordsplay and broadblade to bring her to her knees Into her tomb I arrive and caress And without fear, poised for combat, weapon erect Her toothless mouth wraps my bone, I squeeze her breast Revolting touch but I must do my best to fuck I barrel my way down her cobwebbed corridor Deaf to what spells she does say My curse breaking mission to destroy her simple Though I'm repulsed by how she behaves The time draws near soon the lethal strike I'll present With my tongue I grease the target to beset I prepare to enter her icy slimy hole of regret Undead and cold but at least shes fucking wet I've thrusted my way through her cobwebbed cavity Bravely blind to where I lay My curse breaking mission destroying her howling vagina Ends in a true masters spray The deed is done, returning the lich to ancient sleep Lifting the curse, celebrating her defeat But i'll always remember our victory did not come cheap She left me a memento if you know what I mean Yuck