Welcome to my funeral See all there is to see You needed proof now see me here, next person in line please. Welcome to my funeral and I see all that I've done No matter the consequences, I'd do it all again I remember it being fun. Welcome to my funeral, funny I don't remember you Give me a second, yes I do, tell me sir how do you do? But I, can guarantee That I, will keep this memory As I, get lowered slowly Welcome to my funeral it's funny how things just change You never liked me while I was alive, there is no need to pretend. Welcome to my funeral and I wish I had a little more time But they closed the lid and carried Me off, come with me on my last ride. Welcome to my funeral and I hope that you enjoyed the show. I'll try to, but I don't think I can, see I'll end up down below. But I, can guarantee That I, will keep this memory As I, get lowered slowly