Oh daddy, fuck me in my ass
Oh yeah!
Fucked you up a little bit, get up and into it
Don't have a kid with it, careful, we'll finish it
No, no, I'm feelin' it, can't stop from givin' it
Too late, I'm finna hit, here we go again
Ayo, I love your itty-bitty kitty, wanna fuck your titties
Wanna hit it from the back when I'm rubbin' on your kitty
Wanna make you go (ah) with the whole city
Gotta pull out 'cause I'm gettin' too giddy
She said, "Quit being a bitch, get back here, let's finish"
I said, "I really want a rubber, I don't wanna hit the clinic"
But I'm in it again, the feeling's got me in heaven
I guess there ain't no pretendin', I'm gonna blow it inside
Oh god, uh, feel so good I could die
(Don't worry, I'm on the pill)
Dumb bitch just lied
Now I got a kid, all I hear is cries
Punch the bitch and she abort it like (why?)
Now I gotta get tested
I hate to admit, I think my dick's infected
Now I'm straight regrettin', shoulda stuck to pettin'
But instead I fucked the bitch and now I'm in the clinic stressin'
(On my tits) I shoulda blown on her rack
But instead I'm sweatin' bullets and I can't relax
My blood pressure goes up as the doc comes back
He says, "It's no big deal, all you got was the clap"
Clap, clap-clap, clap-clap
Take two pills and it's gone, clap-clap
I shoulda learned my lesson but I'm comin' right back
I'm like, "You want this dick again?" (Yeah, right)
She's like, "Sure, bud", I was like, "Oh?"
She's like, "I didn't even get off"
I'm like, "No?"
She's like, "Well fuck it, let's do it"
I'm like, "Woah, where's my rubber?"
"Fuck I've blown!" (Uh, it's all over me!)
Yeah I shoulda worn a rubber
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber (you don't need a condom, baby)
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber (on my tits)
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber
I use birth control
It doesn't feel as nice (oh no)
So I pull the condom off
Even though it's not right
I made a mistake (uh-oh)
And now I have a kid
My kid has got a brother
That he doesn't know exists
I pay child support
Because I'm a nice guy
I found out off of Mori that this kid's not even mine
Oh my god, the lies
Now who's the real dad? (Bro, I'm sorry man)
McFee, I'm gonna kill you dude
You stabbed me in the back
Yeah I shoulda worn a rubber
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber (it's my first time, time, time)
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber (where is it?)
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber
I know it's here somewhere (baby)
Jeez, tell 'em, you sure should have worn a condom on that one
That kid is ugly
Lubricated condom?
What the fuck is this?
My dick is bleeding
I don't understand (don't worry, it's spermicide)
This bitch was addicted to what my dick did
A bitch that claimed that she missed it
And insisted on what my dick did
What makes Miles happy, like Lipton
(Lipton?) Lipton, chicken noodle soup
Strippin' in the coupe, turn around, stick it in the cooch
'Cause I'm rippin' her a new
Um, well, now she has two bums
Didn't have a condom on, it felt awesome
Bought them but gave them the feel and forgot them
I lost them, don't really know where I tossed them
On the dresser, on the floor, maybe in Boston
(Boston?) regardless, it didn't say caution
(Caution?) or pussy, it didn't say nothing
Looked and smelled like she took care of it all
So stickin' in it raw wouldn't lead me to a coffin
How could I trust boo?
Now 'cause my dick is growing a mushroom
It burns when I pee and it drips puss too
She told me it was clean, damn bitch, fuck you!
Now I'm in the clinic, ah-choo!
Often going through cold sweats too
The doc walks in, "Yeah, should be my hoe"
And I run up to him quickly and he's like:
"You're dead, dead-dead, dead-dead"
What if I take pills?
"Well you're still dead-dead
Don't wanna be a dad? Well you shoulda used your head
You shoulda worn a rubber and you shoulda made a mess"
"But your damn dirty dick just dripped on my desk
Now the damn secretary slipped on her neck
And I'm pretty sure you fuckin' pissed on her chest"
Yeah, I'm sorry doc, I didn't want to shit with your best one
Yeah I shoulda worn a rubber
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber (put it in my mouth)
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber (oh daddy, fuck me in my ass)
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber, yeah
I shoulda worn a rubber (please lick me)
Shoulda worn a, should-shoulda worn a rubber (you lip-dick motherfucker)
Quickly, somebody come fuck me
No
Okay, do you want me to be bad for you daddy?
Fuck I keep with the daddy
What's wrong with me and daddy?
I have daddy issues apparently
I haven't talked to my dad in ten years