Agatha Bell, as far as I can tell She was the last of eleven daughters Agatha Bell, she married very well He was the son of a self-made man Agatha Bell, said he got swept away He was lost to the fast and freezing waters Agatha Bell, thought there'd be hell to pay So, she dressed in black and knelt to pray Please lord send me another (ooh-ooh) A much better looking one (ooh-ooh) Make sure he's a better lover (ooh-ooh) Won't that be fun (ah-ah) So, for Agatha Bell, it ended very well And Agatha fell in love again ♪ Agatha Bell, she sold and moved away But she was never long for being alone A new mystery man and wealthy too they say But he was such a long way from home By the time it took to discover (ooh-ooh) She was up and gone (ooh-ooh) She left him under the covers (ooh-ooh) On a misty morn (ah-ah) So, for Agatha Bell, it ended very well And Agatha fell in love again ♪ Some say they saw her in Paris (ooh-ooh) Some say on the underground (ooh-ooh) Her name it may now be Harris (ooh-ooh) But she's still not found (ah-ah) So, for Agatha Bell, it ended very well And Agatha fell in love again