Hey, you chose to have me
I had no say in the matter
Since you and mom insist on something
I should feel lucky
I wake up every day with a roof over my head
Convinced my government is messing with me
Don't stop
I'm about to call a safety meeting
We've got a lot to discuss
And you know it's disgusting the way that they ball
They'll post the memes on social media
In life, do nothing at all
It drives my pants up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
The wall, the wall, drives me up the wall
The wall, the wall, drives me up the wall
I'll hail us a taxi
Just to avoid the dumbed-down normies
And the zombies in the backstreets
They won't go halfsies
You'll pay for every plate
Do you see me rolling around in Bugattis like Andrew Tate?
And so I call another safety meeting
You'll have a lot to pickup
Since the bigger they are, man, the harder they fall
You'd rather get drunk on a couch and watch grown men throw a ball
It drives my pants up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
The wall, the wall, drives me up the wall
The wall, the wall, drives me up the wall
Some say that life was better in the old days
But then I roll in on a Segway
Tell them: yeah, glad you kicked your feet up, ignored the mess
Wow, thanks a lot
Don't follow the Beast Mind
It'll crumble in due time
Potato, potato
Tomato, tomato
Don't follow the Beast Mind
It'll crumble in due time
Potato, potato
There ain't no tomorrow
And so I call a final safety meeting
We've got a lot to discuss
So let's get together throw some dirt at the wall
Yeah, don't forget to have some fun
Just keep your eye on the ball
Don't drive my pants up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
Up the wall, up the wall
The wall, the wall, drives me up the wall
The wall, the wall, drives me up the wall