2022
Is it over already?
One more time, check it out
There goes 2022, who would've knew?
Guess I kinda knew, got nothing to prove
My only regret is I didn't get to witness you just suck on a nuke
Hey, but you never know, there's a little bit more time
Things just might go boom!
Let's take it back to the 2nd month of the year on day 22
2:22 PM, Joe comes out looking like a skeleton but what can you do?
Gives a speech about Ukraine or perogies or something, shit fucking blew
I'm talking about Putin, you're talking about poutine bitch
We know you like food
Now I'm on my gravy train
Hopped off the track and I'm changing lanes
And you know that I'm smoking that Mary Jane
Climbing in consciousness, we are now all the same
And you cannot lead a fucking idiot to water
2022 and you just heard of Jeffery Dahmer?
Underwater like I'm looking for the fucking Nordstream
But unfortunately, inflation has sent the cost of snorkelling equipment through the roof
And it's exorbitantly expensive
So now I'm fed-up with the world and I'm fed-up with my dentist
And the money that I spend on making songs to document it, uh
There goes 2022
It's like a postcard from me to fuckin' you
And now from now on, no matter what you do
You'll always think of me and 2022
2022 (Ukraine, Russia, nukes, psychotic)
2022 (All the lies were so hypnotic)
2022 (Inflation rising, oh my God, it's)
2022 (Twenty-twenty-twenty-twenty-two)
Sometimes I think this planet is just rotten to its' core
The profiteers of death will line their pockets with the war
I've now been here four times, may I please now have my award?
You do well as a wife, but you'd do better as a homebody
Cardboard cutout of the Queen on the cover of Time magazine
How I'd pay to watch you grieve, on your knees, where you fuckin' been?
Put that in your bio, with a link, bitch, oh please
And you still know nothing with your seventeen degrees
Still, you kinda like it when I talk down to ya
'Cause every guy you ever met has sucked up to ya
Picked the pen up, I'll be laying it down, oh, that's for sure
She's talking to me like she's done some creeping, keeping score
And she comes up to me with dreams of freaking on the floor
Male NPC's cannot wrap their heads around it, that's for sure
She does well as a wife but she's much better as a
2022, bitch, yeah, this shit is fuckin' too lit
Amber's kinda clueless
But she Heard through Johnny that Will slapped Chris, gettin' jiggy wit it
Elon freed the bird, or so he claims
But Roe v Wade and Shinzo Abe are no more
And you're welcome, by the way, for the free entertainment
Cause it's frankly been an awesome show
There goes 2022, it's like a postcard from me to fuckin' you
And now, from now on, no matter what you do
You'll always think of me and 2022
2022
2022 (Take a puff, there goes Her Highness)
2022 (Fed keeps printing, oh my God, it's)
2022 (Twenty-twenty-twenty-twenty-two)