Did somebody say 2022?
Is it that time?
That's my favourite number
If you take away one zero
Alright, check it out
It's 2022, who would've knew?
I need something to do while I'm taking a poo
If I make a dumb song like this, would you listen to it?
You probably do...
I'm the stupid m**********, oh yeah
But you already knew (Big brain)
Girl, you remind me of the library card that I'm about to renew
Took you out about one time last year, and that one time will do
I just read them there, you can come along
But, books? You'll probably snooze
Your boyfriend called you the B-word?
Oh, here's a bone you can chew
It's just a punchline, don't freak out or anything
Not trying to sell you on a wedding ring
It's kinda early to be celebrating
Got the wrong idea about me, you won't see me levitating
Celebrating way before the chorus
Absorbent and porous, of course you'll love it, I'm shore of it
Start sleeping with the fish and they'll be filing for divorce
'Cause it's been a little while since that ship has run it's course
You want me to be like you
But now the year is 2022
So what the hell are you gonna do
When Mindseed's coming after you?
2022, it's gonna screw you
What you gonna do? I'm here for it
2022, it's gonna screw you
All the numbers seemed to line up perfectly
People acting funny, give me all your money
You can't freak out every single time your nose is running
Cough is coming on, hold that cough
If I fail to do so, all these people gonna scoff
Know me from the song? Bet you're wrong
I put on an act just like your daddy with your mommy
Or your mommy with your daddy
Or your daddy with your daddy
Or your mommy with your mommy, can we all get along?
Do I really have to say that in a song
For you to know that we can get it on?
I already said in 'Phone Home' that I did with your mom
On the lawn, it was great and she insisted on the bong, woo
Can't you tell I'm having fun?
Baby, dear, I think I see a wabbit, would you go and fetch my gun?
They say life's a box of chocolates, I buy Hedgehogs every time
Watch me chase them with an AK yelling "Run, Forrest, Run"
You want me to be like you
But now the year is 2022
So what the hell are you gonna do
When Mindseed's coming after you?
2022, it's gonna screw you
What you gonna do? I'm here for it
2022, it's gonna screw you
All the numbers seemed to line up perfectly
It's just a little hyperinflation
It's just a two-tier society
It's just another COVAIDS variant
No big deal, we've seen it all
2022, bring it on
Haha, Mindseed