Roll up everybody for a trip to fame It might be the only way to get yourself a name Bring the wind to your sails let us fulfill your dream And the onlything you lose is your self esteem... We produce reality a kind that no one's seen Were we mess up your life on the tv screen It's our duty to provide the beauty of disgrace Presented by the media it's all what people praise... You're a one day wonder wannabe Out of talent and out of skill When you reveal your face to the public eye Is when you go in for the kill And you'll become a star We've seen big brothers come and go survivors beaten blue Bachelors have met the folks and couples tempted too The world is not for real unless projected through a lens So come on join the game and let the world commence You'll be placed in a cave in some desert land You'll be trained to conquer to be the killing hand Trains and buses, aeroplanes will be your set of arms And for the grand finale you'll cast explosive charms. You're a one day wonder wannabe Out of talent and out of skill When you reveal your face to the public eye Is when you go in for the kill And you'll become a star Downtown at the crowded mall Is when you finally appear All dressed up in dynamite As an a**assin volunteer That's gonna be a star You're gonna be a star There you are A little shining star I can see you now Fading quickly out of view You're so discreet You twinkle without heat No matter how you try You really can't attract my eye And the space is cold Before you know you're grown too old.