What's wrong with the world today As I've been rolling With both hands on my wheel I'm feeling cold Well I've only been whiskey driving Load your gun, and fix me up! Welcome to the west Put me down to rest Welcome to the west God knows how long it's been Little rooster crowing Red morning on my mind We must get past the station To get this job done darling Thrills have just begun! Welcome to the west Put me down to rest Welcome to the west And I've been working rolling oh so fast Driving people to rest Next time you hear me crusin' Sleep with one eye opened