I'm allowed to complain about a beer being flat My lips touch another bottle My old beer don't get mad When I'm at a bar I'm always able to pick up a Bud-Light And beer looks the same in the morning as it did on Friday night Beers always ready to leave on time and that's why beers never late And when I wanna swap beers my old beer won't take half of my estate A world where I could just date beer would just be great Yeah, you've never heard a guy say "look how hot that beer is"M Well I've never caught my beer in bed with another man And if I ain't in a mood to talk beer understands My beer don't holler or scream at me if I wanna go out with the guys And if I wanna go hunting or fishing beers right thеre by my side Yeah, I can always lеt beer down easy and grab another cold one strong And beer don't hate me on some random week so I can love beer All year long I don't believe I've ever broke down And cried after a beer-drinking song Give me a world where I could just date beer Yeah, I've got me one right here Yeah, a world where I could just date beer wouldn't be so wrong I mean I don't think it'd be that wrong I think I need a beer