He's a real Noah man, sitting in his boat on land Making all his Noah plans with no flooding Doesn't have a port in view, no spot for his floating zoo Doesn't seem to fit like you and me Noah man Please listen We don't know What you're sniffin' Noah man The world is not gonna end We're as dry as we can be, check these flood-free rocks and trees Noah man, can you see rain at all? Noah man Don't worry Rain or shine Snow flurries Thorough it all The sun's coming out to give you a tan Mustn't hand him pointy tools, Noah's gotten weird; he's so uncool Yes indeed he just might drool on me Noah man These Christians They don't know What they're missin' Noah man The world is not gonna end Please get real, Noah, man, sitting in this boat on land Makin' all these Noah plans, you're so funny Maybe y'all ain't noticed, man, it's so sunny Rain ain't fallin' nowhere and there's no flooding