Oi oi oi oi oi oi oi A lot of nine-fingered boys in the village They haven't got much choice in the village Model car, model wife, model village (nice car) Model far, model right, model village A lot of bad blood in the village (I fucking hate them) Neighbourhood watch in the village Model dog, model watch in the village Model run, model tits and acrylics Model low crime rate in the village Model race, model hate, model village He's "not a racist but" in the village Gotta drive half-cut in the village In the village, if you're black you ain't British (British) In the village judge a man by our pigments In the village it's all Chinese whispers Everybody's nose in your business Model village I beg your pardon I don't care about your rose garden I'm listenin' to the things you said You just sound like you're scared to death Little boy Come on, stay up and be a fucking man Model low crime rate in the village Model race, model hate, model village (village) Model snowflake in the village (cocaine) Model day, model raise, model piss-head Got my head kicked in in the village (wah) There's a lot of pink skin in the village In the village made of glass, like your chin is In the village we smoke fags, not ciggies "Hardest man in the world" in the village He says he got with every girl in the village He said he was the slag of the village Cake face, fake bags in the village Still not in love with the village Homophobes by the tonne in the village In the village, yeah they got a lot of spirit You can lead a horse to water But you can't make 'em drink it Model village (model fucking village) I beg your pardon I don't care about your rose garden I'm listenin' to the things you said You just sound like you're scared to death I beg your pardon I don't care about your rose garden I'm listenin' to the things you said You just sound like you're scared to death You gotta laugh as the curtain twitches And the villagers bury their riches But the village doesn't know what rich is Just snitches snitchin' on snitches Only one thing to do in the village Just say toodle-doo to the village Toodle-fucking-doo