The only good thing that's turned up for Us lately has been the bottom of a glass What have you been up to lately? I just been kicking round alone Did you hear my wife just left me? I came home last night and my own was gone Whadda you say we go have a drink, And talk about the cold facts of life? What the hell, me and you have had our hearts struck through We could drink about it all night Over a smooth shot of whiskey We could go through a lot of mem'ries Life has been rough on us lately And I'll drink to that Pour another smooth shot of whiskey Just toast the blue side of mis'ry The only good thing that's turned up for Us lately has been the bottom of a glass Do you remember when I got marriеd? How could I forget, I was the best man But a lot of things havе changed since then That neither of us had planned You lost yours and I lost mine There's a lot of that going round these days Well it's hard to believe that we'd Ever see the two of us hurtin' this way Over a smooth shot of whiskey We could go through a lot of mem'ries Life has been rough on us lately And I'll drink to that Pour another smooth shot of whiskey Just toast the blue side of mis'ry The only good thing that's turned up for Us lately has been the bottom of a glass The only good thing that's turned up for Us lately has been the bottom of a glass Pour another smooth shot of whiskey