I once dated a girl who Wanted to get the Abercrombie moose as a tattoo And that's when I knew That the jeans and the shoes: We weren't wearin' them, they were wearin' me and you And all our dreams were the same as the teens we saw on the TV screens, wearin' the moose jeans We had no story We had no history So we gave our money to the kids on TV sayin' Can you make us pretty? Can you give us an identity? Even if it's hollow, even if it's only cotton deep 'Cuz we had no story We had no history We just wanted to belong and for someone to notice me So, tell me, Mr. Moose, I've got some questions for you Who do you think I should be? Why am I here? Where am I going? Why is there so much wrong, and what's the remedy? Why do I think you're gonna answer me? Why am I talkin' to you? You're just a stupid moose. We had no story We had no history So, we gave our money to the kids on TV, sayin' Can you make us pretty? Can you give us an identity? Even if it's hollow, even if it's only cotton deep 'Cuz we had no story We had no history So, we gave our money to the kids on TV, sayin' Can you make us pretty? Can you give us an identity? Even if it's hollow, even if it's only cotton deep 'Cuz we had no story We had no history We just wanted to belong And for someone to notice me.