This is what I get For being your first call when you don't want to be alone This is what I get For writing you songs, offering to drive you home I thought that you would be nicer But we end up here again But I guess you lost your midwest charm When LA took you in This is what I get For making plans but never hearing back again And I should have said All the ways I'd hoped that you would be a better friend I guess that people change And you're a testament of that And now you use my name But I can't even be upset Because I'm way too optimistic And you're way too narcissistic I would be there in a minute If you could only learn to give it Back I guess that opposites attract Didn't think you'd be like that I won't be your second act Misery has met its match This is what I get For being too naive while your lies fly over me This is what I get For being by your side, there for all your surgeries And I wouldn't have minded But the damage starts to sting Thought that i'd feel bad When I threw out our friendship ring Cause I'm way too optimistic And you're way too narcissistic I'd be there in a minute If you could only learn to give it Back I guess that opposites attract Didn't think you'd be like that I won't be your second act Misery has met it match This is what I get For being your first call when you don't wanna be alone This is what I get For tryna be your friend when i guess i should've known