Used to be my very best friend We went everywhere together Even shared a boyfriend once or twice She was never satisfied Nothing 'round here suited her She never phones, she never writes Old friend that ain't right She don't talk like us no more She done run off and got certified She don't act like us no more since she moved away Using words she never used before She's almost as skinny as a movie star She don't even walk like us no more Now when she visits you'd think Minor royalty'd come to town All she does is talk about the city And she puts all the local stuff down She never asks me how I've been Or what I've been up to, it's a lesson in geography Ain't it amazing what a few miles can do She don't talk like us no more She done run off and got certified She don't act like us no more since she moved away Using words she never used before She's almost as skinny as a movie star She don't even walk like us no more I don't believe how uppity she's gotten, do you believe it? Honey, who, who does she think she is? Yeah, I don't believe how uppity she's gotten, do you believe it? Oh honey, who, who does she think is?