I stood there, drunk, and hit your man
Ain't that too much for you to stand?
I've stayed on your couch so many nights
And never once have I paid rent
You set me straight but I'm still bent
It can't be easy, putting up with all my sh*t
You might stop awhile, but you never quit
You never quit
Dan's got a party, let's all go
You'll be in town for the weekend show
You get all dressed up and halfway through the night
I've messed up your hair
But at the end of the evening, you're still there
I just lay there smoking, even though you throw a fit
I might stop awhile, but I'll never quit
Never quit
The toaster's broke and there's no bread
Just an empty plate of what you said
You don't think I'm serious enough for you to stay around with me
This kitchen's cold and I'm too old to wait and see
You hold up a target you know I'll never hit
I might stop awhile, but I'll never quit
Never quit