Has anyone here seen my wife She has blond hair She stands five foot five Weighing one hundred and twenty One the slender side April first 2012 Was the last time I saw her I'm afraid I've become a Genealogy Widower The Census From the forties went live That means she must be somewhere with wifi Probably in a hotel room Indexing in peace and quiet April fifteenth 2012 And still not a word I'm afraid I've become a Genealogy Widower