So let me tell you 'bout a story, man, it's sad but true
I fell in love with a girl who was sellin' her nudes
'Cause all I knew about her job was that she worked online
Until my homie bought her feet pics for $9.99
She was an OnlyFans girl, showin' titties to the world
And she'd blow all of the money on some diamonds and some pearls
All these horny ass dudes chasin' nuts just like a squirrel
Keep on payin' for her pictures and it makes me wanna hurl
Okay, like damn shawty, why you tellin' lies?
You've been gettin' rich while I'm still sellin' fries
She said "Baby wait, you ain't gotta leave"
"This was all supposed to be a big surprise"
I'm like "Hold up girl, what you mean?"
Then she pulled out twenty racks from her jeans
She told me that it's all for you, just take pics of my boobs and I'll buy you whatever you need
I'm thinkin' "Wait a minute, this shit ain't so bad"
I'm gettin' paid for lookin' at some ass
I ain't gotta stress, I can quit my job
I don't even care if everybody laughs
'Cause I'm gettin' money everyday
Spend twenty racks just to ice on my chain
My homies can call me a simp, but they're makin' me rich
'Cause I know they're subscribed to her page
'Cause she's my OnlyFans girl, showin' titties to the world
And we blow all of the money on some diamonds and some pearls
All these horny ass dudes chasin' nuts just like a squirrel
Keep on payin' for her pictures, so I might give it a whirl
They say money that don't grow on trees, bro, trust me
But it do come from my girls fat butt cheeks
She been blowin' up, now we're getting to the bag
Everybody in her comments yellin' "Please me, fuck me"
Every time we go out, people ask for a pic
Guys comin' up, "Will you autograph my dick?"
Now it's gettin' weird, I don't know what to do
'Cause my girls getting clout just for being hella thick
Then one day a letter arrived in the mail
With an offer so good, it made her face go pale
She said "Don't try to stop me, I'm already gone"
'Cause she just got a contract with PornHub.com
She was an OnlyFans girl, showin' titties to the world
And she'd blow all of the money on some diamonds and some pearls
All these horny ass dudes chasin' nuts just like a squirrel
Keep on payin' for her pictures and it makes me wanna hurl