Okay, I pull up to the party and you know I'm lookin' clean (Nice) Saw a bad bitch so I had to turn my swag on She was fuckin' with me so she handed me some weed (Okay) But then I took a hit and I realized it was crack rock Man, what happened, this bitch caught me lackin' I was tryna smash, didn't think she was a crackhead I'm too high now, everything's upside-down I don't even smoke I was just tryna lay some pipe down I was boutta call my mom so that she can pick me up When the girl whispered in my ear that she was tryna fuck Now I may be high on crack, but she's also kinda cute So I told her I was down even though I could barely move Then we went upstairs and she took me to the bedroom Looked me in the eyes and said, "I'm about to sex you" Now I'm really hyped 'cause I'm finally gonna smash But then she pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your cash" But there ain't no fuckin' way I'ma let this bitch rob me I'ma make it out of here and no one's gonna stop me She told me, "Don't move" I said, "Hold up, bitch, watch me" Then I jumped out the window right as she shot me I fell three stories, but I survived With this crack in my bloodstream, I could never die Ran all the way home, kiss my homies goodnight Then I hopped up in my bed, another day in the life Okay, I pull up to the party and you know I'm lookin' clean (Nice) Saw a bad bitch so I had to turn my swag on She was fuckin' with me so she handed me some weed (Okay) But then I took a hit and I realized it was crack rock Man, what happened, this bitch caught me lackin' I was tryna smash, didn't think she was a crackhead I'm too high now, everything's upside-down I don't even smoke I was just tryna lay some pipe down