Cats, they're the sweetest
Cats, they're the meanest
That's just the way it goes
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Cats, they're the cutest
Cats, they're the rudest
That's really all you need to know
You let them out, then they want back in
So you let them in and they want back out
Again and again and again and again
It makes you wanna shout
Cats, they chase lasers
Cats, their claws are razors
That's just the way it goes
Meow, meow, meow, mеow
Cats, they like warm places
Cats, thеy scratch our faces
That's really all you need to know
Dogs believe in loyalty
Cats believe they're royalty
Dogs know you are their best friend
Cats know you live to serve them
Cats, cats, that's really all you need to know
Cats, they like play-fighting
Cats, they like real biting
That's just the way it goes
Meow, meow, meow, mеow
Cats, they give us kisses
Cats, they eat goldfishes
That's really all you need to know
You let them out, then they want back in
So you let them in and they want back out
Again and again and again and again
It makes you wanna shout
Cats, they bring dead present
Cats, they bring weird presents
That's just the way it goes
Meow, meow, meow, mеow
Cats, they act on purpose
Cats, but deep down they love us
That's really all you need to know
That's really all you need to know