Bob's my favorite snail And I know he really loves me loves me
He's the classiest snail You would ever hope to know
And I wish he didn't smell But I know he can't help it help it
He's lived in the same shell Since I got him long ago
And if I ever need him need him All I have to do is call him call him
And I know he'll come running running Well I guess he'll come crawling
So I guess I better call him call him About a week before I need him
So that I'll see him see him Right about on time
And it's not his fault He's a little bit slow
He can't help it if he's got
Cute little itty bitty teeny tiny
Slippery slimy pokier than miney toes
And sometimes when I'm sleeping I like to cuddle with him
Then I put him on my nose We look into each other's eyes
And sometimes in the morning He's on my forehead snoring
I know he didn't sleep well Cuz he was walking all night
Yes I guess I better call him About a week before I need him
So that I'll see him Right about on time
Bob's my favorite snail
(That's a silly Snail song)