I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell back down I dont know where
But hard and cold were the looks of those
Who were standing to close to my nose
So I sneezed a sneeze into the sky
It fell back down and hit my eye
Then it rolled and tickled my nose
'Till I reneezed that sneeze I snooze
So I sneezed a sneeze into my shirt
It was cold and wet but it didn't hurt
I didn't have a tissue near
And it would've hit that girl's ear
Nobody really knows
What to do with a sneeze after you snooze
A brand new tissue is where it goes
But what if you don't have one of those
A little bit faster could be a disaster
But if you can do it you'll be a master
I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell back down I dont know where
But hard and cold were the looks of those
Who were standing to close to my nose
So I sneezed a sneeze into the sky
It fell back down and hit my eye
Then it rolled and tickled my nose
'Till I reneezed that sneeze I snooze
So I sneezed a sneeze into my shirt
It was cold and wet but it didn't hurt
I didn't have a tissue near
And it would've hit that girl's ear
Nobody really knows
What to do with a sneeze after you snooze
A brand new tissue is where it goes
But what if you don't have one of those
What if you don't have one of those