I'd crawl on my belly like a snake For a good piece of cake I'd crawl on my belly like a snake For a good piece of cake Love in the trenches Love that wrenches Love in the trenches Love them wenches I'd crawl on my belly like a snake For a good piece of cake I'd crawl on my belly like a snake For a good piece of cake I'm up for the battle No time for the cattle I'm proud of my scars So I hang out in bars And I drink to excess 'Cause my life is a mess I make a lot of racket I wear a leather jacket I play my guitar Can I borrow your car? She's in love with a rhamphorhynchus? I'd crawl on my belly like a snake For a good piece of cake I'd crawl on my belly like a snake For a good piece of cake Love in the trenches Love that wrenches Love in the trenches Love them wenches I'd crawl on my belly like a snake