Alright
Buckle up and blow some smoke
Life is just a cosmic joke
First we're born and then we die
Sex is just an alibi
Buckle up and blow some cheese
Life is just a cosmic sneeze
I say 'bless you', you say 'damn'
Cornbugs, cornbugs, kick it, man
Cornbugs, cornbugs, watch us crawl
All the pretty, pretty girls
Love our beetle ball
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone a cornbug
On your ears and in your eye
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone's a cornbug
First you crawl and then you die
Buckle up and blow some smoke
Life is but a cosmic joke
First we're born and then we die
Sex is just an alibi
Buckle up and blow some cheese
Life is just a cosmic sneeze
I say 'bless you', you say 'damn'
Cornbugs, cornbugs, kick it, man
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone a cornbug
On your ear and in your eye
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone's a cornbug
First you crawl and then you die
Cornbugs, cornbugs, watch us crawl
All the pretty, pretty girls
Love our beetle ball
This is just too hard for me
Buckle up and blow some smoke
Life is but a cosmic joke
First we're born and then we die
Sex is just an alibi
And a good one at that
Buckle up and blow some cheese
Life is just a cosmic sneeze
I say 'bless you', you say 'damn'
Cornbugs, cornbugs, kick it, man
Cornbugs, cornbugs, watch us crawl
All the pretty, pretty girls
Love our beetle ball
That's balsam
Or is that a conifer?
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone a cornbug
On your ear and in your eye
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone's a cornbug
First you crawl and then you die
Ooh
I got some motion in my lotion
Buckle up and blow some smoke
Life is but a cosmic joke
Buckle up and blow some cheese
Life is just a cosmic sneeze
I say 'bless you', you say 'damn
Cornbugs, cornbugs, kick it, man
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone a cornbug
On your ear and in your eye
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone's a cornbug
First you crawl and then you die
We're not kidding around here
It's getting serious
Serious
Buckle up and blow some smoke
Life is but a cosmic joke
First you're born and then you die
Sex is just an alibi
Buckle up and blow some cheese
Life is just a cosmic sneeze
I say 'bless you', you say 'damn'
Cornbugs, cornbugs, kick it, man
Cornbugs, cornbugs, watch us crawl
All the pretty, pretty girls
Love our beetle ball
Coleoptera
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone a cornbug
On your ear and in your eye
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone's a cornbug
First you crawl and then you die
There's gotta be a reason for being alive
Is it for pleasure?
Is it for pain?
Is it so God can drive us insane?
There's gotta be a reason for being alive
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone a cornbug
On your ear and in your eye
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everyone's a cornbug
First you crawl and then you die
Be beetles
Be beetles with me, baby
Okay, all you sweat puppets
Get on the dance floor
Here we go
Buckle up and blow some smoke
Life is but a cosmic joke
First we're born and then we die
Sex is just an alibi
Cornbugs, mmm, oh yeah
Buckle up and blow some cheese
Life is just a cosmic sneeze
I say 'bless you', you say 'damn'
Cornbugs, cornbugs, kick it, man
Cornbugs, cornbugs, watch us crawl
All the pretty, pretty girls
Love our beetle ball
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everywhere, everywhere
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everywhere
In your eye and in your hair
Cornbugs, cornbugs, everywhere
Everyone's a cornbugs
First you crawl and then you die
First you crawl and then you die