My gal rides in a limousine But I buy the gasoline Oh boy, that's where my money goes My gal eats banana splits But I eat cold bread and grits Oh boy, that's where my money goes Boys, she never stays at home You can always find me there alone But I don't mind it fellas 'Cause that chick, she's really mellow My gal wears a diamond ring But I wear a bulldog's chain Oh boy, that's where my money goes