I'm out on the razz yeah givin it some floss
Flashin my dosh at the bar getting drunk on foreign squash
(That at a loss?)
[Something something]
I'm hynotised
All of a sudden someting catch my eyes
Pink and four legged and she's made a plastic
Long blonde hair i went totally spastic
It was who? my my my little pony
All by herself but she's looking kinda lonely
I stepped to her cos i'm feelin mad horny
I'm willin to ride her like i'm franky dettori
I said hey can i get you a bale of hay
Never said nay so i took that as an ok
Chittin and chattin got mad conversational
Half an hour later we were back at her stable
My, there's someone lonely
A lonely girl
My, there's someone lonely
A lonely girl
Now we're back at her place
Close, face to face,
Drinking fizzy pop over a well-stoked fireplace,
She's in a saddle of french embroidered lace.
I'm thinking Mate, there's no time to waste.
I said Babe, I just wanna let you know
You're the best looking thing to come out of Hasbro
You could be my showgirl
We can go showjumping
In the country
You're such a cutey
Big yellow star tattooed on your booty
Electric ponyland let me do it to you
Cos I won't do you no harm
Come let me do it how they do it down on the stud farm
My, there's someone lonely
A lonely girl
My, there's someone lonely
A lonely girl
So now you know how we make her
Shake her money maker
The top halfs all human but the bottom halfs done like a satyrr
And you know why i want to ride that horsey
Givin a backy it's for me a roller [something]
The mackphile[?] of rap flippin a four legged yak on her back
Egg yolk splat from my nut sack
I'm that naked ape willing to mate with that cartoon ongulating great shape
Know i'm thinkin' a settlin down yeah, havin kids
A family of super deformed equids
I can watch 'em graze out back
Im out peaced bright eyes starlight and patch
My, there's someone lonely
A lonely girl
My, there's someone lonely
A lonely girl