Old Reuben had a train and he put it on the track And he run it to the lord knows where Oh me, Oh lordy my, run it to the lord knows where What did the hobo say to the [unclear]? Some cocaine, give me some I believe, great God, I'm coming down Oh me, Oh lordy my, believe, great God, I'm coming down Old Reuben had a wreck and he broke his farming neck And he can't read a letter from his Ma Oh me, Oh lordy my, can't read a letter from his Ma I got my razor blade, laid Reuben in the shade I'm starting me a graveyard of my own Oh me, Oh lordy my, starting me a graveyard of my own