Woke up this morning with sleep in my eyes
Walks outside with sleep in my eyes
Wipe the sleep out my eyes as I took out the trash
Took out the trash and stopped in the grass
Stopped in the grass now I'm standing in the grass
Standing in the grass cause I stopped in the grass
Watching cars drive past "Oh Man!"
No smog up in the sky
Never knew that it was that blue
Never knew that it was that high
Here comes a gang of birds flying by
Birds flying by ...(splat) "Ah man what just hit me in the eye?!"
I'm feeling Skanewpid
Yeah I'm Feeling Skanewpid
Man I'm feeling Skanewpid
And that's how I feel today
Yo I'm feeling Skanewpid
Straight Feeling Skanewpid
Man I'm feeling Skanewpid
What else can a brother say
It goes...
Skanew
Skaknow
A Tiddly Tiddly Tat
A tiddly tiscuit
I just bought up that biscuit
I thought I'd name him wisket
Yeah wisket for that biscuit
(Unintelligible) fat butter milk with two strong hind legs
I taught wisket how to roll over how to sit jump and beg
One weekend morning (one weekend morning)
(Unintelligible) real subtle
I would have never took him for a stroll if I knew that truck was gonna hit that puddle
Now now
I'm feeling Skanewpid
I'm feeling Skanewpid
I'm feeling Skanewpid
That's how I feel today
I'm feeling Skanewpid
I'm Feeling Skanewpid
I'm feeling Skanewpid
What a brother say
Is the ceiling staring at me or am I staring at the ceiling
And if it's staring at me does it find me appealing
Like Arsenio it goes "Hmmm..."
As I walk through the hall
As I walk throught the hall
I hear sound,
I think it's thunder,
Like Stevie I began to wonder
Does Eddie have a murphy?
Is James brown?
Is Barry white?
Is Al green?
Is Don a king?
Is Sylvester blue?
Does Lavern trip?
What happened to the Captain and Tennille
Did they have a ship?
Oh I don't know so I called Joe, my tailor.
He's home alone but once again Joe won't pick up the phone, pick up the phone, "PICK UP THE PHONE!" I scream into the answering machine, I'm hungry. I hung it up, hungry, but Greg ate all of the manwich, so I guess I'll have me a syrup sandwich because...
I'm feeling Skanewpid
Yeah I'm Feeling Skanewpid
Man I'm feeling Skanewpid
And that's how I feel today
Yo I'm feeling Skanewpid
Yeah I'm Feeling Skanewpid
Straight feeling Skanewpid
What else can I say
It goes...