I smell bacon I smell grease It must be the olympia police I smell bacon I smell grease It must be the olympia police The state patrol they have got no soul They won't let us poop in the pooping hole The state patrol they have got no soul They won't let us poop in the pooping hole Steve hall, is the manager of city hall And he wants to turn this city into a mall Steve hall is the manager of city hall And he wants to turn this city into a mall If you want to do your city a favor Then you should run for mayor in order to abolish the position of mayor I smell bacon I smell grease It must be the olympia police I smell bacon I smell grease It must be the olympia police The state patrol they have got no soul They won't let us poop in the pooping hole The state patrol they have got no soul They won't let us poop in the pooping hole