There was a sports illustrated from 1998 There for me to read, a bit too late Oh well, there's nothing else for me to do And the tv's repeating the same stories When the morning news turned into 3 pm And not much had happened in between The girl said, "Soon the doctor will be with you" She said "Soon, keep hanging in the waiting room" I watched a squirrel try to get in from the window He fell from a tree and landed below But why does he want in when I just want to go And my cell phone was dying, it wouldn't last long And I can't take another Taylor Swift song So I just might have to sing along The girl said, "Soon the doctor will be with you" She said "Soon, keep hanging in the waiting room" The language barrier was coming through in stereo Where am I exactly, is this still America? Well It's a big big world and maybe I'm the alien The girl said, "Soon the doctor will be with you" She said "Soon, keep hanging in the waiting room"