One day I saw him at the grocery store With a perfect tan and Zubaz cut off shorts Haven't seen him out since 94' Unless he's parked out front of Loco's Taco stand He's usually online trolling the comments With his avatar and brash opinion For a laugh he likes to really dig in You know where he goes You know where he goes He goes where he wants to... Oh Slacker Who knows what he does? Who knows what he does? He does what he has to... Oh Slacker Went home, flipped the pages of my old my yearbook And there he was, next to the words, school crook Cause people thought he got off the hook From when he vandalized the wrestling trophy case They say he probably did it with a smile on his face And if he did he probably had his reasons For ruining their perfect season (Confident) Never follows the trend (Pollution) Could put it to an end (He tells no one) I heard he started a band (Called The Solution) but only takes a stand in the kitchen