Hello there It's Frank And this song is dedicated to Mario and Link Due to their undying perseverance Which I'm not sure I should do the same, but Mario's never getting some And Link's never getting some So why would princesses love me I'm not really making moves I'm just kinda breathing I work at fucking pizza places just so I keep eating That's the type of shit To make me go and smoke a fucking pack of smokes a day That's the type of shit to make me ask my father "Are you okay?" That's the type of shit to make me buy a flask for twenty five And fill it up with Taka Vodka, only four ninety nine That's the type of shit to make me write a song and fucking pray That this one's better than the one that I wrote yesterday Or yesteryear Yes sir please Let me get the recipe To not being broke Fuck, I'd really love to be a king, but Mario and Link Should show that perseverance is not the end all to everything The princess in a hallway and a robe I asked if you liked coffee and scones And she said "No." But, I just killed a fucking Dragon though With this sword that I made from the words of my soul I just killed a fucking Dragon, though I just killed a fucking Dragon though But it's whatever I don't even care that much